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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:03
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Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
No way
Why do some men like anal sex?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Still no good
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors